Found this while messing around on Stephen’s Black Berry.
Not that I ever mess around with your extremely special phone, Stephen. Nope.
He snapped this while I was being monitored, waiting for labour to pick up.
THANK YOU DOCTOR.
The thumbs up were meant for my mother.
I knew I was big but this looks freakish. The looks of trepidation bordering on horror that I encountered while out and about seem entirely appropriate, now.
I love you, and you are *the last* human being I am going to incubate.
Oh, actually I do want to note – for posterity`s sake – that my *favourite* part of labour was when the nurse in triage there saw me breathing through a contraction, then turned to ask Stephen if I was the strong and silent type – and he just laughed.
Sure hope I didn`t scare any of the first timers…